SquidBonk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Birds n' Bees]

Too slow, not enough attention grabbers

I really liked the animation but it just seemed like a lot of the jokes were too few and too seldom.

The subject matter is sure to disgust and offend the close-minded idiots who don't realize that this is a cartoon, joking about commercials on serious subjects; I really like the style of animation. If you pro-life retards have ever walked by a starving person in the street without giving something to help them survive (read: money), then you have no reason to bitch about someone who's going to give life to an unwanted, and therefore neglected child in the first place.

[Chrono Trigger: R I]

Sprite movie....

I suppose if you can't draw, making a sprite movie would be thought of as 'considerate'. Sprites and music from chrono trigger, names and music from Naruto... why even bother? How are you challenging yourself? How is making this sort of thing even fun? "oh no, he opened a gate," (the end). Well, the one thing I'll give you is that if anyone on newgrounds has a good sense of timing, it has to be you. Pick up a pencil, and practice drawing. I really think you're shortchanging yourself.

[NINJA BITCH]

stiff poses, slow movement.

I don't want to sugar coat anything but when comparing this to newgrounds ceasepool of animated creations; this isn't too bad. You should really consider ditching photoshop and learning how to use and draw in flash, I suggest getting a wacom tablet if you are truly wanting to animate or become an artist. Stiff poses and no backgrounds are my biggest concern. Music doesn't bother me, sure it's a big part of animation but I think you should really work on creating your own great visuals before you think about who's music you're going to use (or rip off)

[MegaManXVSZero]

well, you tried.

How many fight scenes have you seen with the words "crash bang pow" that have caught your attention? Have the characters interact at the very least. Since you're a really young person and this is one of your first flash films, I won't give you any trouble. ( I'm assuming this since almost everything is misspelled and this is a sprite movie)

[Billy's lil show]

One-liner toilet jokes get old fast

No original jokes, ideas, or animation, and the sound effects blow the speakers off while the voice is too quiet to make out. Perhaps try to keep the levels on your sound even throughout, it's REALLY easy to do and will go a long way in not annoying your viewers.

[Clockident Evil]

Too long and slow

The monotone computer voices and long stretches of talking leave nothing to really be interested in considering there's no animation outside of that little twisting arrow. I have a really stupid twisted sense of humour (arfenhouse the movie too was great) but this was too long without any witty jokes let alone characters. I couldn't finish watching this, you did do quite some work on it though.

[Wade's Banning Spree]

it's okay

So true anything with that music is funny. I could see so much potential humour with that but it kinda died after the first "ban".

[PokeyAndTheOmbaoojiebaseo]

Awesome. Just awesome.

Could have done with some more nudity but other than that, AWESOME. Don't share your zoo with others.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Not too bad

I liked how you actually put an effort into animating this and lip syncing well. I'll vote 5 for you since the effort alone deserves it. All I can say is that this wasn't really my kind of humour. Won't let that drag it down though, great art and animation.

[-=His pride=-]

Link doesn't work

I Bet that's why the score is so low.