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ZTV News Episode 6 ZTV News Episode 6

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooooooow paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaced. Iiiiiiiit's aaas aaannnooooyyying toooo reeeaadd thiiiiiiss aaaaaas iiiitt iiiiiis toooo listen toooo the sloooow reeeaaadddiiing. With extra long breaks between each sentence.

Good quality audio though!

Ear Candy Ear Candy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Get better n00b!

the ultimate MC tutorial the ultimate MC tutorial

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

poor execution and just plain wrong information

It's best to know what you're talking about before you decide to teach others.

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Recent Game Reviews

old wink game thing old wink game thing

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

An evolving piece I can definitely appreciate.

Wow, phenomenal. A game I'd definitely buy should it ever go to shelves. The music tensing up when he chokes them, slamming into the camera, burning, hiding. The graphics. so perfect. so absolutely perfect. The only downfall is the bugs and we're essentially the testers. I have no problem with that. In case you need to know, when I fell through the separating floor (just before the door with wind) I smacked a guy into the screen. The screen had a subtle shake from then on and immediately and continually propelled Wink to the right. I was pretty much stuck on the wall. If I tried to move left, he would move for about 2 seconds and then his placement would reset. I can't say enough how excited this game has me. (Also, if you have a guy in a chokehold and drag him up a slope, Wink will move up the hill but the choking guy won't.) I'd love to work on this kind of gaming project with such skilled folk. A suggestion if you were to put it in, is to make it so that any alerted enemy can see you if you're close and 'hiding'. otherwise, it's just too easy to escape. You could see them looking in all directions, into the background, etc.

gel responds:

Thanks, your review made my day.

I wish I had the tmie to stick everything in. If you made it to the end, you'll notice I never finished programming the boss even, so you can see there was just so much to do in very little time. I would continue on this game until it's finished, but also, I think that memory leak I have is incurable unless I convert it all over to AS 2.0, and by then, I will release a new version of this game with the moves and health system and power up system I have envisioned (including cool things like wearing the robes once you choke someone or burning the clothes to avoid suspicion). I'll still finish up the boss though!

Thanks again for the review, I am excited as well!

Jungle Girl Jungle Girl

Rated 1 / 5 stars

well, The music made me laugh.

I guess there isn't a chance of disuading you from porn, but I will suggest you draw from life, man. Put the anime aside at least for now and draw real people. Your work is just plain bad but it looks like you are squandering your potential.

Adventures in the jungle Adventures in the jungle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome job!

I'm surprised this didn't get more than 4. I guess most of the newgrounders are before the days of Dragon's Lair. I went through this too see all of the animation. The alligator biting you is pure gold. Again, awesome job. I was thoroughly entertained :)

Recent Audio Reviews

Left 4 Dead - Omfg A Tank!!!!! Left 4 Dead - Omfg A Tank!!!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is fucking amazing.

I can't get enough and it loops well!
Moar man MOAR!! I want to hear this performed live

Dreaming of her Dreaming of her

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice work

Some slip ups here and there but that's not important. The piece itself could have used a few breathers, the pace was continual and flowing but it has an impatient feel to it. That's the nature to improvising though. Great work :)


jackie1188 responds:

It's almost impossible, to improvise without some slips, but as you said, thats not that important.
If you claim about no breathers, and the impatient feeling, remember the name of this pierce.
But of course, thank you very much for your good rewiew.

Man With The Machine Gun Redux Man With The Machine Gun Redux

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh man, so funny.

Just thinking of "What is Love" and "..Machine Gun" together. Hearing this remix, makes me crack up, just the contrast between the songs. You can hear both songs in there so well. Hilarious. I've got a huge smile from this. Damn good job.

Bezo responds:

Thanks. I'm glad you "got" it. ;)